While carefully planning for a dream vacation, one’s thoughts naturally turn to the threat of total nuclear annihilation on a global scale. Who wants to have their sun-soaked stay in a beautiful locale ruined by a skin-melting blast that lays waste to everything in a 10-mile radius? There you are, soaking up the sun while sipping a cocktail named after a confusing sex act when all of a sudden you have to deal with the ravages of radiation poisoning. You deserve better than that. Here are the safest, most glamorous spots to relax, soak up some sun, and whisper quietly to nobody in particular as you stare at the blinding horizon.
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