Project Type: Writing
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“Why You Should Watch Sleazy Italian Horror Films”
The thing about giallo is that you can get your audience to watch some life-alteringly unsanitary shit as long as you’ve got a good soundtrack. Splattery farm-tool murder and Eyeball Stuff and buckets and buckets of orange-red blood – you get some hippie noodling on the electric organ and a highly motivated but confused drummer,…
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Slay Ride :: We Count Down The 5 Best “Christmas Horror” Movies Ever
Starting with HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS (1972) and running up through last year’s ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE, there’s a long and deeply checkered tradition for Christmas horror. Here are five films to settle in with when the nights start getting longer. Read more at The Hundreds.
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Spectacle of Excess
Kayfabe is a matryoshka doll of carny deception, and if you think you’re not getting worked, that just means you’re getting double-worked. The kayfabe is coming from inside the house. Professional wrestling articles and observations at Spectacle of Excess.
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Gifts to Keep Your Children From Putting You in a Home
” The snapping jaws of the hippo are a metaphor for the endless death march of time, and how the years snap up our lives like so many marbles. Your children know that you only have so many years and so many marbles, and they are hungry, hungry little hippos.” Continue reading Gifts to Keep Your…
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The 10 Best Places in the World to Vacation During the Nuclear Apocalypse
While carefully planning for a dream vacation, one’s thoughts naturally turn to the threat of total nuclear annihilation on a global scale. Who wants to have their sun-soaked stay in a beautiful locale ruined by a skin-melting blast that lays waste to everything in a 10-mile radius? There you are, soaking up the sun while…
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Fodor’s Travel
Writer and contributor to Fodor’s Travel.
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The 4 Things Prince Would Order at Waffle House
When all the waffles make their way to his booth, he stares at them thoughtfully before arranging them into a fully-functioning synthesizer. He plays one perfect note on his waffle synth and a gaggle of forest creatures appear at the windows of the Waffle House, all humming the same word in perfect harmony: “Buttermilk.” Read…
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If Pitchfork Reviewed TV Dinners
We’re no strangers to sweet-and-salty mashups. The coy pairing of sausage and syrup is like playing Lou Reed’s “Metal Machine Music” and “Tiptoe Through The Tulips” at the same time, but backmasked and sped up to 160 b.p.m. in your mom’s garden shed. Just when you think the umami of the sausage links can’t possibly…
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Published Poetry
“You Ask Why” and “Trigger Warning: Trigger, Warning” – Literary Orphans “Metousiosis” – Leveler“Mother Machine Runtime Error” – Blast Furnace“Ode to Impulse” – Rust + Moth“The Silent Film Star Tried to End It All” – Stirring
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FlyerTalk
Editor and content manager for FlyerTalk.